tech job market 2024 : programmerhumor

[+] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 34 points 9 months ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

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[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I can do 3/4 of goat and a slice of bread

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can do a pack of bread and a chicken

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Verily, doth I assume thou hast acquired the king's own blessing to partake in discourse within this hallowed chamber of clandestine dealings?

[–] milkjug@lemmy.wildfyre.dev 2 points 9 months ago

Best I can do is a JPEG of a goat, but singular. One goat.

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago

I’m at least happy head hunters stopped spamming my LinkedIn

[–] NedRyerson@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

Sorry guys I just took it. Now, 0 jobs.

[–] BaldProphet@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wonder how bad the reputational damage all these layoffs is? I wouldn't be surprised if those big tech companies have a bit of trouble when they start hiring again.

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

I suspect there are plenty of fresh college grads eager to fill those roles when the time comes. So, their quality of hiring might suffer, and so too will the quality of their products.

Of course, if AI can solve for program correctness by then, this is all moot =] maybe they’re banking on that.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Time to learn 2 code

[–] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 1 points 9 months ago

You’ll make so much money!

[+] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

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