this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2023
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[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I finally joined the Active Users list, hi!

[–] vahtos@programming.dev 17 points 1 year ago

Prepare to be friended.

[–] evirac@vlemmy.net 6 points 1 year ago

My honest reaction

[–] xembrylik@possumpat.io 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If not friend, why friend-shaped?

Did you boop the snoot of Mittens the Murder Kitten?

[–] CzarChasm@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was no mention of Tummy Friends, which are those you want to keep safe by storing them in your tummy!

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probiotics! Because we function better when we BECOME THE WALKING ECOSYSTEM for an entire microbiosphere!

[–] mrpants@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is most (all?) animals though.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, true, as far as we have witnessed with regard to Earth's life forms. I happen to be a rather passionate recreational enjoyer of the HFY (Humanity Fuck Yeah) subgenre wherein one of the common tropes is: "what if the earth is actually an obscenely challenging planet for life to have arisen upon (a 'deathworld')" such that all the other sapient life forms in the greater cosmic neighborhood are horrified by how things operate around here

I mean yeah it's just a fiction trope but we don't know for certain if things are like this anywhere else in the universe, and not taking it for granted makes for some really fun storytelling into which op's entire post plays extremely well. So while it's common for earth life to have many symbiotic arrangements, it's just plain fun to consider aliens looking at this and going AAAAUUUGGGHHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN OH MY GODS WHAT THE FUCK

Especially as we hug the crap out of them.

[–] mrpants@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I gotta find wherever the Humanity Fuck Yeah / Humans Are Space Orcs communities landed in Lemmy and share this with them asap

[–] Relected@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OK but of that was the case, then why do I feel shy and anxious whenever someone get close to me? checkmate atheists

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because you're worried someone might sit on you before you can sit on them.

[–] Relected@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

so true bsestie

Common indomitable will of humanity W