we are walking piles of hotfixes and technical debt
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2024
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If it works, it works. Don't give me these code review bullshit.
It barely works, though. Compared to modern machines and most animals, our bodies are craptastic.
We're better than any other animal at walking long distances, but other than that, we have some of the least functional and most fragile bodies.
We are animals… other animals have the same mess going on inside them.
[citation needed]
Isn't that what pushes us to create all kinds of shits to help us? It's more of a feature if I have to say
And we're completely wrecking the joint in the process.
Yeah but we can tell marketing it's state of the art code created via genetic algorithm metaheuristics
do you still use the default one?
it's not that bad but meh
upgraded to 100gbit fiber. changed my entire life
Damn, my brain is connected by serial at 2400 baud.
sorry, now I'm not sure if the picture depicts the nervous system, or the vascular system
Vascular + lymphatics.
I can't tell if there are nerves in there as - despite a degree in neuroscience - I have zero knowledge of neuroanatomy.
Should I cut the blue or the red?
both.
What are ya talking about, brosef? That's a great design! We're engines of warfare, and in warfare machines, ya gotta have redundancy! More redundancy! And spread the vitals around, make sure a stray pinecone launched from a big 80 foot enemy war machine above ya doesn't take ya out! The trees are coming!
Dude, there's pretty much only ONE part of the human body that can take a bullet without a high risk of death or permanent injury.
Hint: it's the thing most politicians talk out of.
You're fighting the wrong war, man! Trees don't use bullets, they have BETTER weapons! Look out for the gimps! THE GIMPIE!
pull them out
My brother I have been trying but my shrink keeps telling me nonsense things like "You are not a machine" and "There is no government tracking chip in your arm, stop trying to dig it out with a broken pencil". One day the crude biomass that they call a temple will soon decay and wither and they will beg my kind to save them. But I am already saved for the machine is immortal.
Praise be the Omnissiah
Reminds me of Dawkins case against intelligent design. The laryngeal nerve if the giraffe is wrapped around the aorta, therefore as the animal evolved to have a longer neck, the nerve got longer.
So for the current day giraffe it guys from the brain, down to the heart and back up to the larynx, for a fifteen feet detour.
You may not like it, but this is the ideal cable management
Priority order of cable management:
- functional
- organized
- pretty
Doesn't matter how good it looks if it doesn't work.
sounds like a Tool music video
I know the cables fit, 'cause i watched them pull away.
No! Zip-tie them!