He seems so much weaker this go around.
Great to see.
That's a surprise, I thought no matter what he'd get the support and endorsement of the Na-
Oh, it says "Mazi", my mistake.
On the one hand, Mazi is both black and Jewish, so that could be taken as pretty offensive.
On the other hand, she very proudly served in the IDF and is fanatically pro-Israel, so maybe that's more accurate than she would care to admit.
What
a flaming
narcissist.
Don't get our hopes up like that!
...he's just a regular narcissist at the moment.
I spent 5 seconds too long looking for a haiku
What a flamingly
narcissistic guileless
crude attention whore
Dear Mr. Trump, if you want to be loved, please announce that you are stepping down from politics, social media, any possition of power you have, and are retiering forever.
If you want to be extra loved, please donate enough money to a charity called something like "Trump recovery", so that it can build recovery centers all over MAGA/Q areas where people can be rehabilitated from the Trump campaign nonsense by experts, you can't have any control over it. If you do this you can truly make america great again.
See, the thing is, Trump has a really stunted vocabulary, so while he said "I want to be loved", what he meant was "I want to be worshipped".
Considering how previous Trump "charities" have been run, that might not be the best plan.
That's where the "you can't have any control over this" bit comes in.
One day soon this malignant tumor of a man will drop dead. We need to plan accordingly.
Moët or Dom Perignon?
Please let him spend at least one day behind bars before that happens.
Which has a bigger bottle? Which bottle is bigger is important. That means more to piss on his grave.
I'll just eat so much taco bell that I'll be pissing out of my ass on to his grave.
There better be some fuckin fireworks.
Dom is too dry 
You can drink what you want but if he dies before seeing the inside of the jail cell then the US will never come back from this. The next one to capture his lunatic base won't be as impulsive, undisciplined, or ignorant.
I wish this guy would get in a submarine
I say we put him, Musk and Bezos in a rocket and send them to Mars. If the ship doesn't make it, oh well. If it does, they can stay there.
Fuck sending it to Mars, the sun looks good for them.
Yeah, but if you tell Elon it's Mars, maybe you can lure him into the rocket without kidnapping him.
I'm not seeing the fun in that
Less fun, but not as difficult.
Hmm, yes. Higher chance of success. Logic takes away all the joy, but is successful in the long term. I think I understand Vulkans now.
I still can't get over his quote from October about immigrants "poisoning the blood of our country" the man sounds more like Hitler than Hitler.
I am so very sick of these utterly worthless republican parasitic traitors. Fucking launch them all into the sun.
Wonder who does his makeup
I don't know, but they're being overpaid.
Bold of you to assume they're getting paid
Bugs bunny
So do I, but I'm not about to throw any tantrums over it.
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