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[–] PizzaFacia@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

“Sorry, boss. I am immersed in nature. I cannot take on any more projects.”

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Argonian male

Greetings, egg-sibling

[–] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

I'm sending this to my old wetlands ecology professor and I'm almost certain she's going to print this out and hang it in her office.

[–] drre@feddit.de 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

there is a phrase in scientific publishing where people plagiarize a paper but run it through a thesaurus to change certain words to make it less obvious. thing is, randomly picking things up from a thesaurus leads to what is called tortured phrases.

  • counterfeit consciousness
  • torment executioners

solution

  • AI
  • pain killers

retraction watch has more

[–] midget247@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Torment executioners is a better name and I am using it forevermore

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Torment Executioner is a great black metal band name.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

"Drain the nature immersion" doesn't quite feel the same.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 12 points 9 months ago

I am definitely going to use "let's not disturb the marshland".

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago

I'm fully submersed in that swampussy.

[–] Makka@lemmy.one 9 points 9 months ago

This must be some sort of wetlander-humor

based and marsh pilled

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Like that episode where Joey gets a thesaurus.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Instead of: I dispose of bodies by feeding them the gators in my swamp

Say: I recycle and enrich nature

[–] rhebucks-zh@incremental.social 1 points 9 months ago

Did Rogasen residents make this meme? Because the foundations of that town are muddy af.