When not even the companies take these massive documents seriously, it's clear that we need to rethink how this all works.

Seems rude to ban warlock in the eula, but still put them in game...

I'm pretty sure they do it to prove copyright infringement should another dev/publisher copy and paste their exact agreement into their game or service, like how cartographers put fake cities/landmarks on a map to easily prove someone copied their work. I remember an AWS service having a "zombie apocalypse" clause at some point.