I once accidentally thought a girl in my class put her hand up for a high-five but was very confused when I put my hand up to give her one. I died on the inside. It was death by cringe I tell you.
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2023
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I say count it
Yeeeeerrrrrrrrrr OUTTAHERE!
Yes, actually. A few times, no joke. I just had the quick help of those around me to make sure I didn't stay dead.
Technically, you could die and be recovered. I'm not sure why they'd want to know about something so specific, though.
Who wouldn't want to know? They probably invite all the people that say yes to a party and serve beer and popcorn and have everyone tell their stories. That's what I would do.
Its to catch people who are just clicking yes on everything.
There's an ongoing medical study I've been participating in for the last several years. Each year, the questionnaire asks all kinds of crazy questions like if I've ever died or ever been shot in the head, among others. If one is actually unsure, perhaps the answer is actually "yes" lol
I got better...
I’ve been involved in an accident that resulted in my living, does that count?
Reminded me of this
Answer "no". Next question: "would you like to have one?"
... No?
I can only wish
Ensuring no ghosts are taking their surveys.