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[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 53 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Just a Karen who buys rocks" gave me a seriously good lol - it's a perfect description of my mother.

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 months ago

I thought all women calling themselves witches were Karen's buying rocks. I haven't really met anyone to change my mind, yet.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago

That's why they made up homeopathy. Because vaccines aren't bullshit enough for them.

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 10 points 8 months ago

[–] snuff@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

They just mad our witchcraft is better than their witchcraft.

[–] Lath@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

One thing about witches is that you CAN segregate them by color.
Black witches are about malignant tumors.
White witches are about healing and purification.
Green witches are about the power of nature.
Red witches are about blood and fire.
Blue witches are about ice and water.
Yellow witches are about air and thunder.
I don't remember the rest.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ah, sounds like they stole the lore from hacker hats.

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Isn't it the other way around and a general fantasy trope?

[–] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 months ago

Hacker hats come from old cowboy films, where you could tell who was good or bad by the colour of their hat.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm pretty sure hackers definitely came before witches.

Edit: I'm giving you shit. The initial joke.whooshed you, but that's okay. We're all here for fun.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

What kind of robot dinosaur does each one drive?

[–] Lath@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

To be honest, I didn't ask. Out of ignorance, I presumed they all use brooms. I apologize.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do the brooms combine into a giant robot, at least?

[–] Lath@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

Giant kung-fu stickman robot

[–] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Brown witches are extracted from lignite coal using gasification.
Pink witches are produced by electrolysis using nuclear power.

[–] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Technology hasn't advanced much if a Karen can still differentiate it from magic...

And learning electronics, math, etc is hard and the Gem Stones are really easy to understand!

Karens are always willing to use anything to their advantage and are sure they deserve the easy way out&in.

In the end we're alll a little bit Karen, I'm sure.