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[–] wigsinator@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Brave being listed alongside Firefox

Bestie Brave is literally just Chromium again. Not to mention the fact that their CEO is someone who got ousted from Firefox for being a tremendous bigot. It's not a better alternative to Chrome, it's just the same thing again. It you must use a chromium browser, use ungoogled.

[–] pchem@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Telegram being next to Signal is also questionable.

[–] KindredAffiliate@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You forgot "Only uses 10+ year old librebooted Thinkpad" on tech paranoid

[–] crystal@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] KindredAffiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I forget there are linux-friendly laptops nowadays.

[–] yote_zip@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Grats on Arch Linux install, S-tier distro for what it attempts to accomplish.

It feels like there needs to be a category in between conservative and paranoid. I'm probably 90% of the way over to tech paranoid but using Tor Browser and Tails is a little much.

[–] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago

I use arch as my main disto with Firefox but use tails and tor for "purchases"

[–] LennethAegis@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I fall under Tech Conservative mostly, but I would like to edit the last 2 points to this for myself:

"Believe every publicly traded company is inherently evil"
"Doesn't morally support big tech, but uses some anyway"

[–] TheBSGamer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

An important note to your last one is for some of us we don't get an option. Work does everything with Office 365? Welp, guess you gotta use Microsoft products now 🤷

[–] LennethAegis@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I mean, work is work, you don't get a choice in what product your company uses. My point was meant for personal use.

[–] kvinayak99@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I use ms edge on linux. Evil laugh

[–] _danny@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What does MKBHD have to do with this? He's just a tech reviewer who kinda fits between tech normie and tech conservative

[–] illectrility@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

He's the kind of guy that looks at a Fairphone and says "if you compare this to a Pixel, the Pixel is faster", talks about how important repairability and sustainability is, vows to mention it in future phone reviews and then proceeds to never mention it ever again but instead keeps on saying how great the new iPhone is.

I'm not kidding: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkmzDwgvqQM

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And he mostly talks about phones anyway... hardly relevant to the avg pc enthusiast as he only covers macbooks and not their competition, which is silly.

[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Conservative is the wrong word there

[–] bloodfart@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🏳️‍⚧️ Congratulations on coming out and I wish you a successful transition. 🏳️‍⚧️

[–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

worst username award 🏆

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if my favorite OS is Mac, my favorite browser is Firefox, and my favorite app is self hosted?

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It means you're Tim Cook's mistress

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I feel like WhatsApp should be in the middle. The app is terrible, but the messaging is actually encrypted. We paranoids also appreciate Signal, and Element disappointingly gets no play here.

Also:

*believes not every company is inherently evil*

It's kind of weird, then, how they all end up doing evil stuff, including the guys that explicitly set out with the philosophy "don't be evil".

We can all tell conservative is supposed to be the enlightened one, but unless the creator is using a very malice-driven definition of evil (as opposed to including accidental evil) this line is an own-goal.