Like ten year olds... : memes

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 38 points 6 months ago

I demand election by combat

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 months ago

I don’t even know who I would bet on. Trump can’t use stairs and Biden seems more active but he’s at that age where you’re one fall away from a broken hip and becoming bedridden.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Biden would definitely fuck trump up in a fist fight. Trump can't even drink water with one hand.

[-] Sallp@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Small hands could still be dangerous.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 5 points 6 months ago

Cause they’re easier to throw

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

But Trump has more experience hurting politicians. Remember how he was a germophobe who famously refused to shake hands, until he realized he could use it as an excuse to put on a pathetic show of dominance?

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 months ago

That’s when I really started liking Justin Trudeau. He was so much stronger that Trump and let everyone know it.

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 38 points 6 months ago

The Good Ending:

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 months ago

Eww...

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Biden wondering if that crinkling noise is Trump's rain jacket or his diaper

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Biden running with Trump as his running mate vs Trump running with Biden as his running mate.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Well call me a 10-year-old because I would fucking pay to see that fight.

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 10 points 6 months ago

Makes me wish Celebrity Deathmatch was still on the air

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

They'd just make their secret service agents fight each other like Pokémon

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

....why does that sound almost better.

Can this be US politics? Please?

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 6 months ago

Give these two a playground where they can build forts and fling mud clumps at each other over imaginary lines they make in the sand

Then open the actual border

[-] cannibalkitteh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 months ago

Why do that when we can intentionally lead them slightly over the border, void their citizenship, and then tell them they have to sit in a detention center until they can be processed.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

PRESIDENTIAL RRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLE

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

I'd say they should debate, but we know how that went last time XD

[-] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

[-] wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

The height of American culture.

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone -3 points 6 months ago

i want to see mr president embrace the satsui no hado and do a Raging Demon.

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

You should probably watch less cartoons, I've no idea what you're saying

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago

That one's from a video game, not a cartoon.

Street Fighter, if you're curious.

[+] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee -6 points 6 months ago

As fun as that would be, the fight wouldn't last more than a couple minutes. Trump would just need to knock over elderly Biden and sit on him with his fat ass until Biden surrenders.

[-] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

BIDEN OLD! LOL!

Biden gets on his bike and rides on a regular basis, dude in his 80's, but he's more active than most people his age. Not that "who can win in a fight" is really a good metric for anything, but framing Biden as a doddering old man is just plain false.

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

I don't pay enough attention to politicians to know anything positive about them. If he actually does do rides and keeps active, then damn! Good for him.

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