Building without a permit

Having six throwing stars and a shitload of buffs... as a potato

Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...

Dispensing Freedom.

Eradicating an entire species of bugs

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

Democracy (it was helldivers)

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

Possession of psychite with intention to distribute

and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

Falcon punching Pikachu.

Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals

Tax Fraud.

Supporting democracy!

Stealing villager's beds.

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

Unlicensed space travel

Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

Genocide

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.

I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.

But I'm almost done.

climbing a mountain and curing my depression

For yelling too loud.

Statement of an observing police officer:

They say ToxicWaste murdered that Salesman... with his voice! Shouted him apart!

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

Rolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.

Starting a cult and working people to death so that I have infinite money without having to do anything.

Edit: before you ask, no, it's not Rimworld or Cult of the Lamb

Edit 2: I wonder if anyone can guess the game

Edit 3 since it's been about 12hrs and no one guessed, it's The Sims.