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[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 81 points 8 months ago

He discovered his fursona! Good for him, good for him.

[-] regul@lemm.ee 27 points 8 months ago

there are healthier outlets for it, though!

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 8 months ago

This brings me back to when I was 15. My first sona was a jackal soldier (side-striped jackal, to be precise), and I even wrote edgy stories about anthros being banned from the human army, so when war broke out, he went on a one-man (one-anthro?) sniper mission. I don't think I ever uploaded any of them, but they were terrible anyway. I guess I was just a kid having fun, and I've certainly changed a lot since then :3c

[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 51 points 8 months ago

Watch out lads. He might cringe you to death.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago

Shouldn't the wolf be the one in the mirror in this visual metaphor

[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 33 points 8 months ago

they didnt have the budget for the wolf's face

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 15 points 8 months ago

This is a visual inside the mirror-realm where the wolf resides. Someday soon it will crack the barrier between worlds.

[-] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 30 points 8 months ago

Bro just got through boot camp where he was bullied

[-] Hootz@lemmy.ca 26 points 8 months ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm proud of you, taking one for the team, so we don't have to fuck them (as much).

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Just boot things

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Yo Cetaphil used to tingle when I put it on my face, but they changed the formula and it's a lot milder these days. Good stuff for $12 a bottle. A lot cheaper than the stuff my wife gets at Ulta.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

We love Ruleaphil

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 12 points 8 months ago

Don't fuck with me especially before I wash my pretty face with my cetafil awoooo

[-] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 11 points 8 months ago

Dude there are wars eat your fucking heart out man

[-] Silinde@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

I thought this was some humanoid donkey before I read the prose. After reading, I guess I was still right in a way.

[-] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 11 points 8 months ago

I misread "talking shit to a soldier" as "taking a shit in the shower" and was like "Yeah, I'd be mad too."

[-] SirHery@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

My dark twistet mind.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

... ok, but which hole is the 'den' that doggo emerges from??

soldier every day you leave the dfac with your stomach intact is a battle hard fought 🫡🫡🫡

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