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[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 year ago

I want to get a coloring book and crayons when sitting down at a restaurant, too!

[-] TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Haha that reminded me that there is a tiny maritime Restaurant in a town near where I live, where they have giant meal sizes. If you want a normal sized portion you'll have to order a kids meal and the waitress brings you a coloring book and crayons. If you order a normal portion and don't finish it, they'll ~~ask you nicely~~ force you to donate to the maritime rescue organization.

[-] Blackdoomax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
[-] TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

They don't obviously. They pretend to be a bit angry that you ordered more than you can eat. Kind if like: You should be ashamed and do something better with your money. They are a very friendly older couple though.

[-] High_Plains_Drifter@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Life is too short. You have to be able to laugh at yourself.

[-] MunsterPlop@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago

Life is too short.

So was he.

[-] Getawombatupya@aussie.zone 19 points 1 year ago
[-] Kerrigor@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

Oh I don't think they'd serve him alcohol

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works -4 points 1 year ago
[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't be small minded. Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That’s low. Dude can’t help that life shortchanged him.

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Fair enough. It was just a little joke.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

Oh come on, it was top shelf humor.

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Alright, I'll try not to be so small minded.

[-] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

On so many levels. Not many levels, but a few.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago

Are we not gonna address how Lusted is a surname?

[-] Avg@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

You know how sometimes surnames are based on an ancestors career?

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

This begs even more questions!

[-] pwnstar@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 year ago
[-] quindraco@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Because Chloe wasn't given crayons or a coloring book, despite clearly wanting to draw.

[-] Maddison@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

its fonny and people like it

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I could totally see how that mistake would be made. I’d be so fucking horrified as the server but if the place was busy and I just caught a glance, height is the most obvious indicator. It might not have even been by the person seating them or interacting, maybe just a server that thought they were being helpful. Big Oof.

[-] Crow@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

You may be laughing but he orders the kids meal and has a full stomach for just a few bucks. Sometimes he eats free!

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

That should be the standard for all people tbh

[-] platysalty@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

That's gonna help with the role play later.

[-] instamat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bring him markers, crayons are for babies

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Bring him markers, crayons are for babies

Woah! Crayons are for Marines!

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