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Hey, it fits the brief... (ttrpg.network)

submitted 9 months ago by ahdok@ttrpg.network to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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That's just... all goblins, right?

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[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I guess it depends on how Konsi feels about garlic bread.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 16 points 9 months ago

There's a reason I left garlic off the list ;)

[–] Flushmaster@ttrpg.network 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not at all, Konsi. Your skin is a very healthy shade of green.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Konsi actually has extremely good skin for a goblin, mostly because she's free of Maglubiyet's curse - but she has difficulty recognizing beauty in herself.

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What does the curse do to their skin?

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 17 points 9 months ago

It gets ashy.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 16 points 9 months ago

Sores, boils, pock marks, blotchiness...

Maglubiyet's curse just makes goblins a little bit "worse" in every conceivable way.

[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Look, I'm sorry, I just had to check whether a stake through the heart would kill him. It didn't really occur to me that it would kill normal people too." ;)

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 6 points 9 months ago

I think this happened once in Buffy.

[–] jounniy@ttrpg.network 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I should be more like ,,is paralyzed when struck with a stake through the heart". But thats ruins the joke.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 8 points 9 months ago

Fortunately, Faelys is an unreliable narrator.

[–] Lath@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

The goblins I know don't brood. They plot.

[–] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 3 points 9 months ago

If it quacks like a duck...

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

wait konsi is a goblin? I thought she was just a really tiny orc

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah, she has a few goblinoid features, larger ears, lack of pronounced tusky teeth. She's taller and prettier than most goblins (4ft) because she's free of Maglubiyet's hold, which twists and corrupts his servants.