Lemmy isn't reddit. You don't need to copy every thing from reddit.

Let this grow naturally and cool things will develop on their own

At the moment, it seems to be, “I can’t poop for 3 days.”

Whatever it is I don't associate with it because I've always found those to be a bit cringe.

You can't decide that kind of thing. If it doesn't happen organically, it won't take off.

Oh fuck. Whatever evolves, I hope it's not about 3 days or poop.

Memes evolve in nature with time. We will probably not have memes of the same nature as the memes that happened a decade ago, but memes of a different nature. Find out soon which memes come up after the reddit mass migration and defederation fearmongering craze 😌

Fuck spez

Unfortunately so far I'm it has to do with not pooping for three days...

Nice try but all the cool in-crowd get issued with the countersign phrase when they sign up. If you didn't get one...

Now I wrote it down on a bit of paper but seem to have misplaced it, so if some kind person would DM it to me that'd be much appreciated.

"The counterculture can't count."

Those things end up being really cringy tbh

Uh, we could just behave like adults, instead?

Maybe:

• "The Lemmy kicks at noon"
• "The Lemmy headbangs at midnight"
• "The Lemmy rocks at dawn"
• "The Lemmy shreds at dusk"
• "The Lemmy jams at sunset"

"The narwhal poops on the 3rd night"

How about "I fuck my body pillow every night"?

Just shout it out every few minutes in a public place to find other lemmings