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[–] Someboynumber5reborn@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure I'll cuddle furries and give them kisses on their head

[–] Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As soon as they show up 🥰

[–] Anangrierterrarian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I showed up

give me a kiss on my metallic head

[–] artificialset@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

as a vegan, this checks out for me

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, meat eaters better be real careful in this thread

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago

Milk-drinkers and cheese-breathers better buckle up too

[–] First@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

What about meat beaters?

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DAE FOR EVERY LE ANIMAL YOU DO NOT EAT THIS BAZINGA WILL EAT TWO hypersus

[–] Kungolicious@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Somewhere between “they all deserve to eat” and “get off my bed” for me.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

depends on the animal I suppose, I ain't vegan but I still feel guilty about the beef cow

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I leave worms for furries in the garden for them to take back to their nests.

[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] LadyFreya@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll eat your Cockey wockey owo nom

[–] Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] OtakuAltair@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your service.

...wait

[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Give me a time and a place 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[–] LadyFreya@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

2:30 in the burger King dumpster I'll be the one wearing a raccoon costume

[–] HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Loser behaviour tbh. Fragile masculinity

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 year ago

So, just pretend they're not there when I masturbate?

[–] Demigod787@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well it's time to treat them like Aussie farmer treats his cows. Lol

[–] pizzaiolo@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

~~WHENWHENWHENWHENWHENWHENWHENWHEN~~

clears throat i meant oh no how awful would that be

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You don't eat animals?

[–] DarkDiamondB@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Like cattle

[–] BeefDaddySupreme@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Like a dog with rabbies..

[–] GreenCrush@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Animals are sweet, beautiful creatures. Furries are weird and should keep it in the bedroom.

[–] yote_zip@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

In this world it's pet or be petted.

[–] First@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Drug addicted smiley man should grow a pair - like literally, he has air for a crotch.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

humans are an animal species, so technically everyone is treated like an animal already.