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[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] zerosignal@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Looks too skinny for Meal Team Six, or the Gravy Seals for that matter.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If that's your idea of skinny, what do you consider buff?

[–] zerosignal@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Most of y'all quaeda is far fatter than that

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

He's not fat or skinny, he's pretty fucking strong, man. That dude is built like a powerlifter.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The dark hordes of Popeyes gather, worshipping their false poultry god, but their 11 spicy lies shall not sway us, for we are Cane's Chosen and we will fight to the last tender!

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

And my dipping sauce!!!

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

And now they're okay with wearing a mask of course

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 12 points 8 months ago

I need to talk to you about your flair

[–] N0body@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don't be a part of this domestic infighting. Join the Knights of Chik-fil-A on their Holy Crusade to destroy Chinese food at its very source.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago

But the Chinese are led by General Tso, a highly renowned culinary general.

[–] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No one is pointing out the bag of Chipotle chips?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

There’s also Jimmy John’s

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Oh wow so much more

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Jimmy John's PMC patch. ngl I kinda want one

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Freaky fast delivery. You could even say, hypersonic

[–] zer0squar3d@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

Yeah came here to say this too

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Is that a Bennigans tattoo on his arm? That's like the microwave grill equivalent to fighting for Rhodesia

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago

And Canes(?), and Joes Crab Shack, a hardees morale patch on the hat, Applebee's and Jimmy John's on the plate carrier, and a chipotle bag in hand.

[–] don@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago
[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Discount Etsy agitprop, bugles take on race.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 4 points 8 months ago

Über Forces

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Snow Crash is a fun book.