shitposting

Why walk when you can ride?

"These merchants once thrived as the Great Caravan, but after being accused of heretical beliefs, their entire clan was rounded up and buried alive far underground."

ALL YO YENS YIP YIP YAP

You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars

Flashbang detonates "You fools!"

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

6/3/94

"WE. WILL. EAT. WEAPONS."

"Stelaaa, for fuck's sake, stop making this harder to bullshit!"

"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, YOU FRIENDLES HORSE-FUCKER?!"

Buy one, heck buy two!

Were it so easy.

Engage the camera motherfucker

90% of my Population died over the Winter because the Bus to the Heating Plant got stuck in the Snow. But it fine because I can just buy migrants from the thrid World for cheep.

"The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank."

Laser raptors

"🎶They're burning for their lives until we kill 'em again🎶"

"FUCK YOU, YOU OLD B****!" - Charlotte "Charlie" Morningstar