They mostly Creme at night
…mostly
this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2024
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In space, no one can hear you creme...
Wait a minute... that turned out too horny
cue 70s space-theme porn music
Human oviposition is my fetish so maybe I do.
The problem is that you only get to satisfy that fetish once.
Once is all I need.
But you could be missing out! Have you tried a botfly?
No but I do have a couple of these (NSFW).
I feel like I have to erase my browser history now.
How many did you order?
Not enough.
They warn you not to use the silicon eggs anally.
I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life but I would consider that warning.
Well now I feel like I wasted my money.
Thanks for the safety tip SatansMaggotyCumFart!
I don't understand how to use these. Do you have instructional video for using on woman?
I can just hear the eggs all shouting "goo!" as they get crushed