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I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.

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[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

1, 8, 9, for show

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Clarification on the blue pill: Will I be able to tell that someone is attracted to me? Or will that still be a mystery?

[–] tweeks@feddit.nl 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well, you know it when you find them attractive. The only blank spots are when you're not attracted to them and why bother with those people (/s).

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

That wouldn't work for me, though. If I know the only reason they're attracted to me is because I'm attracted to them it won't be genuine, and then I wouldn't be attracted to them anymore.

It's why I don't like strip clubs and wouldn't hire a sex worker.

[–] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago

Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:

Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.

The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!

[–] EmilyInept@reddthat.com 2 points 9 months ago

As an insomniac, 9. Not being constantly foggy from poor sleep would be a life changer for me. Plus all the extra time to do stuff during the night.

3, 5, and 9. I don't want to switch back to oral estrogen, injections are working much better for me.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 9 months ago

Pizza, water thing and 20 bucks

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

5, 7, 8

I'm cis as shit so don't need the estrogen, love (most) of my body hair, already drink enough water, enjoy a good snooze and whilst I like the idea of being a great pizza chef, that don't pay the bills, baby. Nor does it get my pickle tickled.

[–] Kattail_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

1, 3, 8

i already have estrogen, i just wanna be a catgirl

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Bottom three. Lookout world.

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago
  1. No body hair
  2. Talk with cats (if they feel like talking back)
  3. No need to sleep
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 9 months ago

What does the pink one even change??

I'll take these:

  1. Black: I am almost there on work days, but it does have consequences.
  2. Blue: Otherwise impossible
  3. Brown: Perhaps useful, though I am not sure if they'd want to talk with me.
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I've already got purple and pink, and I only sleep four hours a night anyway, so I will take blue, black, and brown

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 9 months ago

Red, Brown, Black

[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] LazerFX@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

I'm with you there. Healthy water drinking, not having to shave, itch or shed... And unlimited time hack?

[–] Mr_Mofu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

Ima only need red. Fluffy Tails for life!

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Blue and Brown for sure. Not sure I want anything else. Pink is tempting, but sometimes I just want water. Black would be cool, but only if I still can sleep; dreams are cool and I like a good nap. Purple sounds good on paper, but it would actually be a curse. The expertise and pallet you'd gain would just make you see all the flaws in all the pizza you order. You'd never enjoy pizza again unless you made it yourself. I don't need a tail or estrogen, and I like my beard...I might have to take the $20.

[–] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

🟨🟦⬛ easiest choice ever I have zero interest in ears, a tail, or oestrogen $20 really isn't that much and I'm not american so I couldn't spend it but even if it was converted it's really not a lot the pizza ones nice but eh heating a pizza stone takes forever and a pizza oven takes up to much space and is to expensive water doesn't taste great but it's tolerable so whatever and I'm not interested in talking to cats on the other hand not having to sleep effectively extends your life by 50% I hate my body and facial hair and I don't think I need to explain blue

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Red, Green, Black

[–] FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago
[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Yellow, purple, black.

I was luckily born with pink and blue.

[–] sag@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

Estrogen, talk to cats, body hair removal.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Red, pink, brown.

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

no sleep and 20 bucks. do you know how much time we waste sleeping? Imagine all the things i could do instead.

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[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I'm taking the black pill and never looking back

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