What a horrible day to have eyes
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2024
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What a horrible eye to have days
Exactly
all you had to do was follow the damn train cj
Such a fantastic movie
No.
I had a warm egg straight outta the cloaca once and it was amazeballs
Thanks for sharing, your post was the push I needed to go vegan again
Edit couldn’t do it, love them Dino nuggies
God dammit Lemmy
Did you eat it raw? Or like ...how did you notice it was warm? Usually eggs get pretty hot when they're cooked.
So because chickens are warm blooded, stuff that's been inside of them feels warmer than ambient temperature when it's only been outside of them for just a few seconds. After cooking the egg got even warmer than that though.
Teen titans Go did an entire episode about this 10 years ago.
“Where are they now that you need them? That’s right Jimmy; out buying cigarettes. FOR 10 YEARS!”
Yes, and also it's a reoccurring character (not (always?) in the same extend).
LOL I was just about to comment this. (I still watch)
I didn't realise Chris (Simpsons Artist) was still going. Or is this not recent?
I have definitely seen this over the years.
Plans didn't go the way i had originally intended, but it could have been worse.
Terrible. My family treats me like shit and if I don't smile and say "thank you so much for what you've done for me" I am the bad guy. Just like every other person on this shithole planet.
I hope yall have different experiences. Take care of the good people in your life. You never know what could have been without them.
