That's a funny definition of 'accident'.
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2024
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We should get this guy in a smart car as an option on twisted metal.
I saved money on my car insurance by not having a car. Who would want to leave the basement anyways?
I don't think this person should be driving. How do you get into 14 accidents?
I've been in.... I think two? Ever?
I hope that image isn't one of his.... Like, it's showing a pretty clear day, and he hit a stationary post. How do you mess up that badly?
If this is real, this guy should not have a driver's license anymore, he's a menace on the road. Sorry my dude but I hope your insurance prices goes as high as heaven cause you should not have a car!
Any one of these "incidents" would scar me for life thinking about it and they're just casual about it. "Most weren't even bad accidents (hit a guy in a mall parking lot..."
I'd be a bit worried if this isn't someone who's just being sarcastic.