I legitimately lol'd at this. Any time I return from a couple weeks off I'm like "what year is it" + "can you repeat all the stuff about the things".
Me temporarily forgetting the structure of an if statement in Shell.
I write shell scripts only very occasionally and have to look this up every time.
Like this I think
if [1]; then
echo "hi"
fi
And then there’s stupid Cpp with
if (true) {
do();
}
Or
if THIS
do();
endif
What's weird about the C++ one? At least that one is the same in a bunch of languages
void HelloWorld(string) {
if (string == "print") {
Serial.print("Hello World"};
}
}
Solved it.
I'm more
Hello print("World")
im more of a c person
index[array]
(format t “Hello ~a” 'World). If I’m on vacation and come back to the land of C based languages I will have reverted to the only syntax I enjoy working in.
void HelloWorld(void (* func)(const char*)) {
func("Hello world!");
}
this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2023
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