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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Or alternatively a vacuum cleaner cleaner.

I have to blow out mine with the air compressor sometimes. So I think that makes me a vacuum cleaner pressure cleaner or maybe a pressure vacuum cleaner cleaner....

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you then get in the shower, the shower becomes a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner.

[–] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 1 points 1 year ago

I was about to make a joke about cleaning a shower but I fear the rabbit hole that it would unleash.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

When those people die, better dispose of the bodies with a vacuum cleaner cleaner vacuum cleaner!

[–] GoTeamBoobies@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Now I am become the cleaner, the emptier of vacuum dust bins.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

ERROR: 33x12850 at neuronbox

[–] okamiueru@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

One of the best shower thoughts I've heard.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You wanna get high and clean up bro?

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

When and where

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

This vacuum cleaner sucks.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe the vacuum was within us all along