Or alternatively a vacuum cleaner cleaner.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
I have to blow out mine with the air compressor sometimes. So I think that makes me a vacuum cleaner pressure cleaner or maybe a pressure vacuum cleaner cleaner....
If you then get in the shower, the shower becomes a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner.
I was about to make a joke about cleaning a shower but I fear the rabbit hole that it would unleash.
When those people die, better dispose of the bodies with a vacuum cleaner cleaner vacuum cleaner!
Now I am become the cleaner, the emptier of vacuum dust bins.
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One of the best shower thoughts I've heard.
You wanna get high and clean up bro?
When and where
This vacuum cleaner sucks.
Maybe the vacuum was within us all along