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They've been doing it for DECADES

AMERICAN COWS ARE MUNCHING AWAY AT BUCKETS OF CHICKEN SHIT RIGHT NOW

AND IT MADE THE NEW PLAGUE

WE FED THE COWS THE BIRD DOODOO

pennsylvania has closed its borders

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[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

capitalist-laugh: "Lol, your generation is lazy. And that's why we decided to just keep boomers working and have you all starve in the streets."

capitalist-laugh: "Now if you'll excuse me, I need to feed chicken shit to cows, I just can't be bothered to spend a penny on even running my business."

[-] dkr567@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Mad cow disease soon to come near you.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 5 points 6 months ago

Nugle would be pleased.

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