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I'm the worm in the apple car. (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 37 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm the worm in the apple car.

That worm has a name: Lowly

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 9 points 6 months ago

I think in the German translation his name is Egon

[–] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lowly's Applecar fucking flies dude. It's not even a contest.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago (1 children)

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You gotta make a decision

Leave tonight or live and die this way

(Love those lyrics)

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 26 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Is that sculptor hauling Baphomet? That's probably me.

[–] Wootz@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Baphomet flipping you the bird, even.

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure that's the two finger salute, "As above, so below." Which is kind of what makes it Baphomet, not just a goat man.

[–] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 months ago

Well i was gonna answer 'cheese car', but you make a persuasive case.

Can i have the cheese car with Baphomet strapped to the roof?

[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

This was the one I was drawn to as well... The irreverent goat hauling an idol of Baphomet stuck dead center in the middle of all these other crazy motherfuckers, feeling like he's the most normal one of the bunch.

"But, if I'm the most normal... I'm scared to death of society."

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[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 22 points 6 months ago

I was always banana car as a kid reading these books. Decades later and now that I’m older and wiser and have kids of my own I’ll have the hotdog car please

[–] TheKracken@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Pickle car any day.

[–] Ejh3k@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

It's between that and the hot dog for me. But I'm leaning pickle.

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[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

I'd like to say I'm the pig in the pickle car, but I'm actually the owl (which is already capable of flight) on the flying broom who for some reason is also riding a kick scooter.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

dibs on owl on a broomstick bike

[–] Ginger666@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

I member this book!

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why isn't this stuff a multi-billion theme park and series of movies and video games already?

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[–] GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you can't handle me at my apple car with worms in my brain, you don't deserve me at my owl witch riding a broom scooter.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm leaning towards witchy scooter, to be honest.

I fucking love this though

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I'm going with the cat in the doughnut.

I invite any armchair psychologists to post their analysis below!

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Goldbug

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[–] InevitableWaffles@midwest.social 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Toothpaste tube car for me, thanks.

[–] FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Toothbrush for me

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm a cheese car man for sure, but imagine the smell on a hot, sweaty day!

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[–] merari42@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Bunny carrot-mobile. Dynamic and kawaii AF

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

Maybe not as fancy as the others, but I really like the little pink jeep. It’s boxy and cute.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 months ago

This could be a really good personality quiz.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Idk why that worm was so cute and cool as a kid, but he was.

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Ape going bananas.

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[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

Donut cat

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 5 points 6 months ago

Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing

[–] NekoRogue@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 months ago

Either the melted cat in the donut car, or the puddle of sloths in the red one.

[–] AsterixTheGoth@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

Dog in a Hotdog car, all the way.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

GATOR

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

What could be better than scooter with flying broom?
Edit: Ok, I see the apple could possibly also fly with the rotating leaf and is covered in case of rain. So team apple.

[–] pastabatman@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Owls and witches are both individually capable of flight what are you doing

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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

/s

Probably Lowly Worm as well.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Didn't even know Lowly Worm. Psh.

[–] Magister@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I like foxes they are cute, and this one is gonna make wine I guess, so it's my pick!

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 4 points 6 months ago

I’m more of a dingo dog

[–] jellyhuemul@feddit.cl 4 points 6 months ago

rhino circus car everyday

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Surprised there's no Mr. Fixit

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

But where's Goldbug??

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[–] speedbeef@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I call the hot dog car!

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Definitely the donut car.

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