I am confident that I could successfully fight off 100 duck sized horses. (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by Anticorp@lemmy.world to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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But I doubt I could fight off one horse sized duck.

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[-] moody@lemmings.world 11 points 6 months ago

Poor guy's screaming cause he's got a broom going right through his hand.

[-] VoldemortsHorcrux@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Those horses are sweeping up

[-] Gnugit@aussie.zone 6 points 6 months ago

+1 for duck size horses.

[-] superfes@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

You couldn't even fight off 100 duck sized ducks

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

I could fight 99 duck sized horses. The 100th will be sitting back, biding his time, watching me tearfully turn his brethren into stamped mush, and then once I'm on my knees with my shirt ripped open screaming up to the heavens "WHY GOD WHY" , that's when he'll get a bead on me in his scope, spit out his cigar, cock the barrel, and whisper "smile you sonuvawitch!"

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Those are very small ducks.

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I am confident that I could successfully fight off 100 duck-sized horses

...With the stipulation they're babies.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Oh yeah, those are easy.

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