Free is a bit disingenuous.

Game is super cheap normally anyway.

You pay out the ass in the very much required cash shop regardless.

It's got jiggle physics and a character creator with lots of options. That's about the kindest thing I can say about the game.

I got this as a freebie a while ago, and I didn't just drop it when I got the gist of the gameplay loop, I put it into the "Hidden" section of my Steam library.

But for the price of free, it was worth learning that it's not for me.

Nice try amazon, nothing will make me go back!