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[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 months ago

hmm, let's see.

It's not java.

It's also not a scripting language.

also to the repeat grammar nazi in the comments here, hi, "its"

[-] inetknght@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

It’s also not a scripting language.

It definitely is a scripting language.

hello-world.js:

#!/usr/bin/env node

console.log("Hello world");

Your favorite command line tool:

chmod +x ./hello-world.js
./hello-world.js

You just need to install npm, eg via apt-get install npm.

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[-] Shape4985@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago

Damn this is hard. I keep java script disabled by default so its hard to say anything good. I begrudgingly have to whitelist websites i need that cant run without it.

[-] ADTJ@feddit.uk 3 points 6 months ago

I feel like that's more because you don't want websites you visit running code than because you dislike this particular programming language

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[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago
  1. Stackoverflow codes on behalf of you

  2. Can code browser extensions

[-] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago
  1. Duck typing
  2. Typescript
[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago
  1. Ajax.

  2. Uhhh....

[-] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

!!isAdvantage

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
  1. Ubiquity
  2. Easy adoption for those familiar with C family of languages
[-] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

JIT compilation

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