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[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I've not been blown. Fake news

[-] jaykay@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago

Why not just watch Boston dynamics video? This is clearly clickbait

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

It was supposed to be a joke on how the robot did not give me a blowjob

[-] jaykay@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago
[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Dang at least take him to dinner first

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago

I can't wait for one of these to call me "citizen" while breaking my arms for stealing a food packet from the local ration office

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

Finally. Cyberpunk so-true

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Huh....you're actually making a solid point for employing these things. Actual cops will just break your arm, at least these guys will be polite! Who knows, a hundred years from now the 'population growth management' department in charge of sterilizing homeless people may even be programmed to smile tearfully and whisper 'thank you' to the homeless person who's trying to collect a one time payment of $100.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 months ago

And at least they won't be racist. If they are, it's just the algorithm! /s

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

as someone who was there, i think i might be coming around on this AI stuff.

grillman

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

sounds like everyone there came around this AI stuff

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

i have no mouth and i must blow

[-] ICantStopSuckingDick@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

liberty-weeping There will be no need for humans if robots are out there blowing everyone!

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

This just like the hit show Blackmirror so-true

[-] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

WHO NEEDS THEIR PUSSY ATE

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Uhhhhhh.....volcel police?!

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] Guamer@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Impressive, considering no mouf

[-] laine@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

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[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago
[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

You forgot to say away

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[-] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

as much as i hate drones and AI, this is a necessary step for Mecha engineering.

tired: unmanned autonomous combat craft

wired: manned combat craft piloted by a high school graduate on amphetamines and anti-motion-sickness drugs

inspired: manned combat craft, except the pilot is an autonomous humanoid drone

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago
[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Nah, AI blows

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