"They're thinking about banning the toy guns, and they're gonna keep the fuckin' real ones!"
"And that is the origin of Johnny Trumpflagseed, but is regrettably not the end...some say he's still out there, spreading Trump flag particulate and hate speech everywhere he goes...The End"
*Video shuts off, 
addresses the conference room*
"These are the Real American voters that we need to be going after! Our polling suggests that running just a bit more to the right will have us scooping them up in droves!"
Shortest campaign in living memory
Still manages to run all of its energy straight into the ground well before the election
The relevance of the "Will of the People" in 
democracy when:
It benefits the proletariat: 
It's some hideous, evil racist shit: 
"Ah hell! Not again..."
Not as a direct quote (it is way closer than it should be..). More of a poetic license to highlight the absurdity of ~1:30 onward from the video
(wrong Cooper, deal with it) "You don't think it's stupid anymore?"
"He's stupid for not accomplishing anything on the project, which is stupid, that I fully support and will do better than him!"
"πππIt was an Election πππ Literally the whole...it was an Election πππWe couldn't go against the MIC because we needed their money for the Electionπππ And we were being fascist, well because we are...but also to appease 'swing voters' for the Election πππ"
Johnnie Turner
Reality
The urge to bring 
into this is real. But this feels like one of those things that's too disgusting to really have fun with
On Tuesday, she said in an interview with NBC News that she supported raising the minimum wage to at least $15 per hour
*Checks the inflation calculator real quick*
For this to have the same meaning now as it did in 2016 when they started 
this line, they would have to increase it to $20 already 
