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New Plattform and I’m already out of the loop.
Thanks mates! It’s amazing!
Wow this is actually the op of the first post! The saga is going strong 💪
Wow this is actually the op of the first post! The saga is going strong 💪
The joys of the internet
My toilet has cloudflare verification enabled
I was there Gandalf, three days ago
Literal shitposting.
Wait'll they find out Tetris is racist.
I missed that one?
I was liking Lemmy until now. Now I love it
Was there ever any more context given as to why he needed to be able to do this?
I don't think so but the sex tent theory makes some sense.
Do go on 🤔
I can't take credit but it's in the comments of the original thread: https://lemmy.ml/comment/889629
Holy balls I was thinking it something along the same lines! I mean it makes sense, I hope he had a good and safe time.
Not yet, but I like it more like this, gives more room to imagination
My dude, eat some fiber, quick! Also drink water!
Edit: I saw the origin, and I was incorrect about the not pooping. I had assumed it was a problem, not a goal… and now I’m VERY confused and maybe a little concerned.
History of Lemmy started strong haha I wouldn't be too concerned the person in the post told they'd poop outside if shit hits the fan
When the going gets weird, the weird stop going.
And pooping.
I just saw this one and immediately needed to poop.
Brb.
That's so last week. We're doing beans now. Keep up!
I'm so glad I was here to witness the defining moment of a burgeoning platform.
I missed it. Like I was around, but I don't know what started it. Just logged on one morning and learned I wasn't allowed to shit for 3 days.
Someone in a questions community asked what foods they should eat to avoid having to shit for 3 days while camping, and as cheaply as possible. An absurd question that immediately became a meme. The same person then reappeared 3 days later asking how to cure constipation.
Nah son, I'm new here but I'm from the old school...past Digg, past Fark, back to mIRC. Someone would have to shit continuously for 3 days straight to grab my attention.
If you're from the before times like me...
Two girls, one cup.
Just sayin
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