Like from what I understand you're not allowed to touch the workers because then it becomes prostitution. So like. A bunch of boys just get together and sit down to watch some girls dancing naked? And they just kinda grin at each other and say "hey isn't it awesome when there's boobs?"

You can't jerk off so they just go to get boners with their buddies? You can do that at home. You can just watch porn with the fellas or have a circlejerk.

I've never understood why it's seen as a straight masculine thing to go to a place where the only thing you can do is get horny with other men.

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[–] CrackBurger@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Have a wank and get kicked out

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[–] Jenniferrr@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Ok but it is awesome when there's boobs sicko-fem

[–] D61@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Drink, be sad on the inside but look happy on the outside?

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 months ago

It's the type of place you go to to talk with 99% naked women about sports.

At least that was my only experience, I have no plans on going back.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Holdover from the pre-internet-porn (specifically when it became easily accessible to most people) days.

Basically the brick and mortar equivalent to a Playboy, not even a Hustler. Though admittedly with the non-magazine advantage of there being a real live person at least.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Edge and annoy women

[–] flan@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

used to do drugs and go with an ex gf. not really sure why we would go but she was into it so whatever.

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[–] jwsmrz@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

jork it (my peanits)

in all seriousness theres been queer strip club nights popping up in my city which sounds kinda fun if everyones being chill and respectful

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Queer sexual exploitation wowee

[–] driving_crooner 9 points 6 months ago

Because you can stare at them dancing without being uncomfortable for them.

[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Bring a light up yoyo. Compete with the strippers.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You can't jerk off so they just go to get boners with their buddies? You can do that at home. You can just watch porn with the fellas or have a circlejerk.

you're thinking too much about the naked women part of your average strip club and not the "$0.99c wing night" or "$0.50c beer night" that most have every week. That is why the average 'masculine straight' group of bros is going to the strip club.

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[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

im a straight dude in my 30s and ive never been to a strip club. i'd rather kill myself. paying money for attractive women to be nice to you is such an admission of being a loser, i couldn't live with myself after that

Death to America

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