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Meet Stanley. He's a piece of shit and I've never loved anyone or anything more 🥰 (feddit.ch)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by phexinator@feddit.ch to c/cat@lemmy.world

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Just to be clear; this dude owns me and my heart! I'm infinitely glad he picked me to be his caregiver and I can only hope I can provide even half as much for him as he gives me ♥️

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[-] Siliconic@discuss.online 15 points 1 year ago

"This is the story of a cat named Stanley"

[-] lagomorphlecture@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

I'm dying! I have a cat named Stanley and he's also a piece of shit! He's 18 and he's going to live forever fueled by pure hate. He's awful and I love him so much lol

[-] phexinator@feddit.ch 5 points 1 year ago

My Stan is about 8 or 9 (he showed up at my parent's back in 2016 and I ended up adopting him -- no clue when he was born) and I can only hope he lives at least that long! Hate is a powerful force, so I'm rather confident he'll never die now. To Stanley! 🥳

[-] lagomorphlecture@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Oh also idk if this one has occurred to you yet but there's only a 1 letter difference between Stan and Satan. Think about that for a minute.

[-] phexinator@feddit.ch 2 points 1 year ago

Satan fears Stan, yup!

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Please tell us some of the things he has done so we can all feel the same way about Stanley.

[-] phexinator@feddit.ch 9 points 1 year ago

Imagine a dog. Very clingy, desperate for attention... yet once you offer said attention you pay for it, literally, in blood 👍😂

[-] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I guess Stanley’s been through some tough times. Happens to humans, too. Sometimes we hurt the ones we love.

[-] phexinator@feddit.ch 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah we have no clue what he went through before he found my parents. He's a tough cookie with a mind of his own and I absolutely love everything he is and does ♥️