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Marriage is like.. (i.ibb.co)

submitted 4 months ago by EfreetSK@lemmy.world to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[-] Doombot1@lemmy.one 32 points 4 months ago

But we need to know what it taught him about B2B sales!

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 46 points 4 months ago

When the other business says no, don’t give up. Take your ring and find literally anyone else on the beach so you recoup something for your investment.

Probably.

[-] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 months ago

LinkedIn is such garbage

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago

You ever play Subnautica? You know how some characters are given to using business lingo in their personal lives? The business lesbian in that one audio log in the first game and the doucheboss in the second? Apparently that shit's real.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago

My friend has been trying to get me to play Subnautica for years.

Dumbass never told me there was a business lesbian in the game!

Not really joking...

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

Play Subnautica, it's great. Go in as blind as possible.
To be more accurate it's either an "everyone's pan in the future" setting or there's at least one business bisexual. There is a recording of two women, one dumping the other, so she can spend more time with "That dumb guy and his dumb robot suit." The sequel features at least two homosexual relationships and one heterosexual one; there's a guy who mentions his husband a few times, a couple of women who sorta pair off, and a man wrestling with his relationship with his wife and daughter. None of these are major plot points to either game.