If we could understand but a single flower it could change our lives.

No clear attribution I could find.

"Cause nothin' moves faster than the hands of time"

Yeah, I always wanted to be a well known idiot. - Niko Bellic, after not wanting to appear on camera associated with a street justice man

"Be careful what you wish for"

--Aesop--

"Don't whistle while you're pissing." ---Hagbard Celine - Illuminatus by Robert Anton Wilson

“Can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re kidding.” TMBG

“Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.” Abe Lincoln

“Someone told me once that there’s a right and wrong, and that punishment would come to those who dare to cross the line. But it must not be true for jerk-offs like you. Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole. But I’m tired of waiting. Maybe it’s just bullshit and I should play God, and shoot you myself.”

Maynard

Familiarity breeds contempt

"All I know is that I know nothing", Socrates

Took me decades to really understand what he meant.

george lucas' greatest accomplishment is that he created an alien that accurately represented seven racial stereotypes

Current mood is a toss up between

"I dream of a society where I would be guillotined as a conservative." - Proudhon / "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member" - Marx (Groucho)

"Time is weird. Space too. I hope ours match up again some day."

HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND NO ONE WILL GO AWAY UNSATISFIED!

"Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it"

The Lady Chablis

"Without challenge there is nothing, and in nothing there is only gloom. In such a state, the difference between absolute power and absolute powerlessness is undetectable."

You’ll never get the hang of our game if you keep thinking in flat-earth imagery of right and left, good and evil, up and down. If you need a group label for us, we’re political non-Euclideans. But even that’s not true. Sink me, nobody of this tub agrees with anybody else about anything, except maybe what the fellow with the horns told the old man in the clouds: Non serviam.” Hagbard Celine

Drink 'N Thrive... /s

Even snakes are afraid of snakes

- Steven Wright

Who wants to be consistent? The dullard and the doctrinaire, the tedious people who carry out their principles to the bitter end of action, to the reductio ad absurdum of practice. Not I. Like Emerson, I write over the door of my library the word ‘Whim.’

From Intentions, by Oscar Wilde. It's one of my favorite books, all of the essays there are amazing, I definitely recommend anyone giving it a read.

Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.

-Billy Shakes