this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

The artwork says "serial killer", but the decor says "would you like a werthers original dearie".

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The multiple paintings of a woman “sleeping” in what appears to be the woods while wrapped in white are concerning… feels like the artist has a desire to bury women in the woods or something

[–] Death2lois@lemmy.one 15 points 1 year ago

Ya know, I got those same vibes. Something about the different footwear but same kind of white dress really kinda makes it feel like they were redressed or something.

[–] snor10@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Strange... I assumed they where self-portraits expressing depression, might be projecting though 😅

I guess art is in the eye of the beholder.

[–] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Women with similar traits + big ass mirror = possibly the artist.

[–] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Except all those women looks similar, and the artist use a huge mirror. It is likely, that's the artist, which represents themselves.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Has anyone checked missing person records for the area because I think I've detected a theme here.

[–] addie@feddit.uk 14 points 1 year ago

The execution of those pictures looks really good - being that good at painting all of skin, fabric, and nature is a rare skill. Subject matter when selling a house, though? Less so.

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Yes, they just appear. Every day another painting of you dead in the woods.

[–] vercimusart@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

These are most definitely the works of a serial killer, and some people would charge extra for that

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Ergh this is indulgent nonsense from the seller trying to sell their paintings for free via their house listing

[–] hoodlem@hoodlem.me 7 points 1 year ago

What a wreck. And the paintings look nice but the fact that they are all of a woman on the ground if a little creepy

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

This is exactly how you clean up when the landlord is selling the house out from under you ... you funking don't.

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 5 points 1 year ago

Creepy A.F.

I’d turn around and walk…ummm run T.F. Outta there fast af

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Look at the flowers, Lizzie.