Dibs on the elephant dildo

That guy has never done anything to help me

My girl always knows where the hot sauce bottle is

Sometimes when you need a plunger, life only gives you a plastic bag.

Everybody gangsta until you gotta unclog the toilet

They were jumping beans. Nature's vibrator

Both gram negative, I'd assume

tax-funded Medicare-for-all

Is there another way to do it, or do they just want to add a scary word?

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You aren't taking into account the patent inversion convention of 1898.

Wouldn't a fish have a land-bath? Like an upside tub with air and dirt.

A level 11 wizard could simply cast wall of iron, fabricate, teleport, and telekinesis. It could be done in one day at no cost to the tax payer.