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[-] Allonzee@lemmy.world 46 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Plot twist - you get this regardless of which one you choose:

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 months ago

Al Gore had warned us all along! At least we get a bit of pig with it too.

[-] Allonzee@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Would you rather be alone in the forest with

A) a bear who has been starved and given your scent.

B) Al Gore giving an 8 hour PowerPoint presentation on light switch waste awareness.

[-] r4venw@kbin.social 11 points 4 months ago

The bear cause he died of starvation, duuuh

[-] Hegar@kbin.social 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

an 8 hour PowerPoint presentation on light switch waste awareness.

You don't need an 8 hour PowerPoint. Instead try the best ad I've ever seen. It's from legendary estonian animator Priit Pärn:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NkCuh8K4L8s

[-] original_reader@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

So the ad wants me to follow the example of a man leaving his wife and children crying in despair?

[-] Hegar@kbin.social 1 points 4 months ago

As long as you remember to turn off the lights.

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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

We never took him super cereal :'(

[-] DaGeek247@fedia.io 5 points 4 months ago

Would still do the nasty with him.

[-] fed0sine@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

LOL, the tattoo on his right forearm says "Freude am Fahren."

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah? I didn't notice that. What does that mean?

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

“Driving for pleasure” would be my closest translation, it’s the BMW slogan.

[-] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

I though this was a Trans Masc meme and I was like "Hell yeah, brother, me too"

[-] Neon@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

How big is the Chance i get a Koala? And am i allowed to keep it?

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