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mommy πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί (discuss.tchncs.de)
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[–] Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world 53 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Please :3

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I'm sitting in the toilet right now so that would make things awkward.

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No kink shaming

[–] rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

Neat username

[–] Sianna@feddit.de 15 points 6 months ago

Thanks for the information

[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Most people sit on the toilet, but this is a judgement free zone

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago

That's why the stroking would be awkward.

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

God I wish that was me

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I’m sure there’s lots of good boys who would love your attention

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 6 months ago

I mean me as the good boy

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Are both of his arms broken or something?

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 months ago

Limp at his side.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My immediate reaction is horny but the more I read it, the less it makes sense grammatically.

[–] Numenor@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Yes, as she's a mother, I expect more from her

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 11 points 6 months ago

I'd block if they responded with a fucking minion

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 9 points 6 months ago

Is she going to kiss the boo boo away at a certain point?