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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

This would be way funnier if the age was revealed at the end.

be me
balls deep in milf
guy catches me
drags me out of bed by my foot
cuts my dick with a knife
couldn't walk for 2 years
0 yo

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago

My eyes skipped right over the 0 yo part, and it was quite droll

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

Couldn’t walk for 2 years is a good enough hint that it’s a newborn.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 1 points 9 months ago (3 children)

cuts my dick with a knife

...what?

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

First step of being a real man is getting your dick cut clean off. Everybody knows that

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 9 months ago

In America and other Muslim countries, they mutilate the genitals of baby boys upon being born

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago

Male genital mutilation, or Circumcision in American English

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You just call your own mom a milf...?

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Just for good meassure I've searched the term and it seems like people kind of forgot it's an acronym. Most definitions just say 'attractive older woman'.