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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 48 points 5 months ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[-] teodor_from_achewood@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

You're welcome.

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 22 points 5 months ago

Thanks, I didn't know that the Wikipedia Commons pictures of the day are NSFW.

My lock screen wallpaper:

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 5 months ago
[-] teodor_from_achewood@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Me

(I'm taking the picture.)

[-] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago
[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 8 points 5 months ago
[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Is that a dik-dik dick?

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago

Are they posing? I can't help but wonder if this is like The Secret Life Of Cows, where they get hyper-clinical when a camera is aimed at them, but once the coast is clear they go super-freaky.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

He’s horny

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