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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 122 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Generally if you think you've outsmarted the fey, you haven't. Enjoy giving birth.

[–] Royal_Bitch_Pudding@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Imagine the arrogance required to think you can outsmart a powerful fey entity

[–] explodicle@local106.com 19 points 1 year ago

Ok I'm imagining a warlock.

[–] Souplex@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 year ago

And knowing memers it's unironic.

[–] TheGreatFox@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Likely by means of it bursting out of your chest. There's a few monsters that reproduce like that.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Nothing could go wrong here, you’re so smart!

baby bursts out of your chest

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The DM, creating an ex-lover character who presented as male but became pregnant and will be showing up shortly.

[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The old Reverse Madam Butterfly

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone here assuming OP gonna give birth. Watch the guilt when their lover dies in childbirth instead

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How does this fulfill the bargain?

[–] Restaldt@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Well the soul is no longer in the dead baby presumably

[–] essellburns@beehaw.org 14 points 1 year ago

🤷

Four of my siblings have a gay dad!

[–] Flushmaster@ttrpg.network 14 points 1 year ago

When you try to outsmart the person who dictates the universal laws that control how the setting's gods operate you're just asking to have that attitude forcibly returned to you. Most likely in suppository form.

[–] Marchioness@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

You better make a kid or you're gonna have failed to pay your bills.