this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] amoulsolo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Ah shit, here we go again.

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 12 points 1 year ago

welp, we've reached and then blown past that

time to pony up boy

[–] veroxii@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This would be more compelling if you ate 64 beans. Then ate 128 beans etc.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Only if they aren't allowed to poop until the been doubling stops.

[–] dojjah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Doing good work here

[–] schizohybrid@vlemmy.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I want to get off MR BEANS WILD RIDE

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Alright I made it 64, delivery time

The rice of Lemmy

[–] Sheltac@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

This is why we’ve moved here.

[–] Soulyezer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

1 bean, 2 bean, 4 bean, 8 bean, 16 bean, 32 bean, 128 bean, 256 bean, 512 bean, 1024 bean, 2048 bean....

[–] hughperman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Beanception

[–] Swinku@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Itsyaboimuf@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Fractalfarmer@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

The musical fruit

[–] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Image Transcription:


[An image depicting sixty-four light blue 13.7 ounce cans of 'Heinz Beanz' brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in an eight by eight rectangle on a white background. There is a slight gap between the fourth and fifth column of cans. The image quality makes the words on the can difficult to make out.]


^I'm a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^

[–] Still@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

doing god's work

[–] coolcat1711@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

So, they very clearly need to double the beans... But also, how many iterations of beans can Lemmy support? 128? 256? Can we get over 1024 beans? What does 1000 beans even look like?

We must press on!

[–] unknown_artist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

bro, we're waiting. give the fans their 128 beans!

[–] dm21@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I both do and don’t want to see the increased number of beans

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 0 points 1 year ago

Fuck don't start this trend again. It was pointless karma farming on reddit now just just pointless.