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Anon accidentally gets adopted
(sh.itjust.works)
Anon is about to get a raise
Anon is about to get raised
FTFY
Plot twist, anon is into milfs
Well if porn has taught me anything...
broken arms and blowies?
Anon triggered empty nester's brooding instinct. Stand by for awesome home baked cakes.
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.