this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] Gray@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Beans beans the magical post, the more you upvote the more it grows, the more it grows the better we'll be, so let's upvote bean posts in all of Lemmy

[–] Tagger@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah! 512 here we come!

[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

If internet points counted for anything, you'd have one of the most profitable bean days of all time.

[–] over_clox@vlemmy.net 6 points 1 year ago

Beans beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel. So fuck u/spez

[–] Guster@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] michael@possumpat.io 4 points 1 year ago
[–] DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Anarchy chess is leaking again

[–] Tabboo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I was happy with just one beans.

[–] coolcat1711@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Very baked.

I'm doing my part!

[–] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Image Transcription:


[An image depicting two hundred and fifty six light blue 13.7 ounce cans of 'Heinz Beanz' brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in a sixteen by sixteen rectangle on a white background. The image quality makes the words on the can impossible to make out and very blurry.]


^I'm a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^

[–] TheMusicalFruit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

More beans!

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

You’ve bean pretty succesful thus far, let’s see how it plays out.

[–] Kalkaline@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

If internet points counted for anything, you would have the most profitable bean days of all time.

[–] xtract@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Trying to help, you get my bean.

[–] WrittenOnMyiPhone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Now we're cooking with beans

[–] realZiggyRed@vlemmy.net 2 points 1 year ago

YES! MORE BEANS!!!

This really Englished my breakfast

[–] Exatron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

More bean, and bean adjacent content, please.

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

512 bean time!

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

you call it beans, but i only see a potato quality picture

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