My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They're afraid to come out.
I'm in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.
Snip snip
Nah, it's like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I'm in the ceiling with my hammer.
Whomp whomp
Reading this made a sound in my head
Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it
I'm scared XD
Jesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck
You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?
You and me both brother
I don't even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.
What the fuck do not do this
I know at least one dude who's parents caught him trying to cut off his balls with garden sheers when he was young in the 90s. They stopped him and he went on to play football and marry a woman and all the stuff his folks wanted. I wonder how he's doing now.
That has totally happened.
But it is in the internet!
Big fucking cap, you would immediately be known after you as a young kid screamed after even breaching the skin
Jesus Christ I may have dysphoria but I don't have thatphoria
ba dum tsss
Currently 18 and will start HRT this month, why should we transition before 25 ?
After 25, the balls grow permanent roots into your brain and it's impossible to sniidy snip then.
Get medical advice from a doctor, not a green text by a person who scissored their balls off in a hospital bathroom.
I think because your body i still developing and can adpt to the changes way better.
Oh ok, i've heard about it, but more in a teenager context, also can't wait to be under hrt too
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