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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't even accept a fist bump.

[-] jscummy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

What about other kinds of bumps?

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Nah fam. If the blunt touched his lips already? I don't want mouth VD

[-] PeckerBrown@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fuck, no.

I don't smoke ditch weed, and I don't smoke bitch weed.

[-] Xenon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Of course. Listening to him talk makes it clear that he must be smoking some really strong stuff.

[-] captain_oni@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Nah, man. Hearing him talk makes me suspicious that blunt is laced with some weird shit that's going to make my hair fall down.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] herrwoland@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I am really happy this is the top comment

[-] explodicle@local106.com 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Isn't this the horse dewormer guy? It's probably laced with something less fun and more dangerous.

[-] TeoTwawki@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm sorry but my suspension of disbelief is ruined because that hand is too large to be his.

[-] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

It's very close to the camera

[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago
[-] SGG@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

It's not weed, it's covfeve. You'd die in 30 seconds if you have any working brain cells. It's how they weed out the RINOs

/S

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Do you honestly have to put the /s?

[-] SGG@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

For some people, sadly, yes.

People are weird man.

[-] eratic@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

(Preface: this is a joke and should not be taken as my real opinion)

Of course! (Satire)

/s (sarcasm)

[-] Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

This is not legal or financial advice

[-] eratic@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Anything you say can be used against you in the court of law.

But your honour, I used /s afterwards

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

You joke, but I've found it to be necessary on Lemmy.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

I don't get it

[-] HellAwaits@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[-] SysWOW64@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

this pic goes hard

[-] FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Dickhead, holding it in doesn't get you more stoned.

He'd have the shittiest ditch weed, I'm sure.

[-] Tillyrblue@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah I would. I don’t like the man but I feel the conversation and session would be legendary

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