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This man offers you a blunt. Do you accept?
(sh.itjust.works)
I wouldn't even accept a fist bump.
What about other kinds of bumps?
Nah fam. If the blunt touched his lips already? I don't want mouth VD
Fuck, no.
I don't smoke ditch weed, and I don't smoke bitch weed.
Of course. Listening to him talk makes it clear that he must be smoking some really strong stuff.
Nah, man. Hearing him talk makes me suspicious that blunt is laced with some weird shit that's going to make my hair fall down.
Si
I am really happy this is the top comment
Isn't this the horse dewormer guy? It's probably laced with something less fun and more dangerous.
I'm sorry but my suspension of disbelief is ruined because that hand is too large to be his.
It's very close to the camera
Free blunt, why not.
It's not weed, it's covfeve. You'd die in 30 seconds if you have any working brain cells. It's how they weed out the RINOs
/S
Do you honestly have to put the /s?
For some people, sadly, yes.
People are weird man.
(Preface: this is a joke and should not be taken as my real opinion)
Of course! (Satire)
/s (sarcasm)
This is not legal or financial advice
Anything you say can be used against you in the court of law.
But your honour, I used /s afterwards
You joke, but I've found it to be necessary on Lemmy.
I don't get it
Yes
/s
this pic goes hard
Dickhead, holding it in doesn't get you more stoned.
He'd have the shittiest ditch weed, I'm sure.
Yeah I would. I don’t like the man but I feel the conversation and session would be legendary
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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