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[–] Cano@lemm.ee 50 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Honesty is the key for a long lasting relationship. You did well man

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

While this wasn't actually me. I do make an arguably absurd amount of small dick jokes towards myself.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

To ward off the shallow people from your mega penis?

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, that's magnum dong.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Dr magnum dong. Sir magnum dong was my grandfather.

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 16 points 5 months ago

Better line: oh no, mine's not even half that long.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

c/suicidebywords

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Watashi no inkei totemo ooikidesu.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 5 months ago

“I don’t have a totem pole is” is my best guess

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

How do you say "nice cock bro" in Japanese? All I know is oishi nekosama

[–] Shampiss@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

Anata no chimpo wa subarashidesu

"Your weiner is incredible"

Sutekina chinchin

"Nice dick"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I don't even know if my grammar (or spelling of big now that I re-read it) is correct lol "ikeni" might not be the correct word for what I intended.