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Watch out, guns. You're next. (lemmy.world)

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

I got you fam:

https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2011/06/09/sig-p239-with-rainbow-titanium-finish/

[-] menemen@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 months ago

Don't want to bodyshame, but man, that is an ugly gun.

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[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

Swords clash with other swords. Swords were always gay.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

But swords are also sheathed ! or... is that an allegory for closeted ?

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

I'm guessing you don't have your foreskin?

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

I do ! there, there. Don't listen to the man. Nobody's taking you away from me

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 2 months ago

I don't want to offend anyone, but this sword is STRAIGHT

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

that's why I only use sabres and katanas ;-)

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Katanas = queer swords

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

well, they're not straight, and they go nicely with my fedora...

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

You slay, babe

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[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Not when I'm done with it

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[-] lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's going to be gaymores next.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

You mean the cousin of Seymour Asses? The asexual dog Gaymore Asses?

[-] Dinsmore@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

https://tacticaltransition.com/product/ar-15-finishing-kit-rainbow-pvd-coated/

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Tactical transition? Is that for when you want your deadname to stay dead?

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[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

A while back, someone suggested that only women should be allowed to own handguns, and that the guns should all be painted baby pink.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

MKULTRA: Hold my mimosa. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

[-] Persen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Wow, this actually exists? I thought it was a joke from this: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2411696/

[-] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That's nothin'! You wanna see some weird bombs? Watch this!

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Ooof. I hope that's a stain and not heat discoloration, otherwise that's not a sword, but a sword-shaped wall decoration.

[-] InputZero@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Hard to say, I've never seen a heat affected zone look like that. I also haven't foraged a sword.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 16 points 2 months ago

I didn't know you can forage for swords.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

If you look in the right place, at the right season, there's all kind of swords to be foraged. Delicious with garlic and parsley

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Especially abundant near lakes in Britain

[-] dwraf_of_ignorance@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Yep, my buddy Art foraged such a nice sword. Everybody calls him a king now. He even made a council like in the LoTR.

[-] WeeneyTodd@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

[-] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Just moistened binks lobbing scimitars everywhere out there.

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[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

What if mine was given to me by a watery tart?

[-] InputZero@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

It's really easy actually, the difficult part is cooking them.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago

Poking the same sex since 3300BC

[-] lost_tortie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

slayyy ⚔️💑

[-] i_failed_turing_test@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Don't tell him about stainless tig welding

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If this was the Singing Sword from Knighty Knight Bugs, I’ll bet it would sing What’s Going On for 10 hours straight.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

This one gets around quite a lot.

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[-] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

I didn't know they added swords to CS2

[-] 01101000_01101001@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Heat affected zone on that sword is fucking ridiculous. Sure, you made it harder, but it'll shatter more easily, too.

[-] JamesTBagg@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Could just be a color casing process.

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[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

I cast Scholar's Armanent

[-] xxd@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

Reading this made me instantly have the gay frogs song stuck in my head again

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

Frogs friggin frogs turn the fricking frogs GAY!

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Praise gaben

[-] HowMany@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

First the frogs. Then the togs. Then some blogs. Now these too?

[-] librejoe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Ok, but the frogs were becoming gay. Not saying Alex Jones is a decent person.

[-] pfm@scribe.disroot.org 3 points 2 months ago

They're called chem-flames

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You bleed rainbows when cut.

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